Make A Wish ~.~ (Only for it to get corrupted)

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person corrupts it (in a bad way and must start w. the words wish granted), then they make a wish, and so on.

example:

Wish: I wish I could fly.

Corruption: Wish granted, but you fly right into a storm cloud and get electricuted.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish that I was the President!

Wish granted, but I assassinate you.

I wish I had a plate of bacon strips.

Wish granted but it was poisoned





I wish a plate of non-poisoned bacon

Wish granted, but it was previously chewed, and then spat back out onto your plate.

I wish I had a plate of bacon with no way to be corrupted.

Wish granted but some stabbed you and took your magic bacon.


I wish to the greatest scientist in the universe.

Wish granted, but somebody stole your experiments and claimed them as their own.

I wish this wish could not be corrupted... That's probably not allowed... BUT I'M DOING IT ANYWAY

Wish granted but you died


I wish I was invincible.

Wish granted but your family died

I wish that i was a cactus

Wish granted but your spikes poked everyone to death.

I wish I could think of a wish besides this one.

Wish granted but your wish was that you and Wott shared a body.

I wish that I was immortal.

Wish granted, but all of the matter in existence except you disappeared and left you floating in space, alone, forever.

I wish I could ban the person who corrupts this wish.

Wish granted but the only person you can ban is Wott

I wish Wott would die

Wish granted, but this wish is so great, it can't be corrupted.

I wish you wouldn't corrupt this wish.